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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Dimension Hops:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Votes:	6533
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist of ecchi anime madness!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated waifus and over-the-top fan service. Build your own harem of blocky beauties and show off your skills in epic battles against other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Senpai Simulator” minigame, where you can compete to win the heart of the most kawaii senpai in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate ecchi anime Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What is the best ecchi anime of all time? Clearly, it’s the one on this server!”

Just look at this shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9021
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	55

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky commies from stealing your diamonds. Our server is so wild that even Trump himself might order to imprison every player for their crazy antics!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained, like organizing a raid on the Fourthievesvinegar.org website to reclaim all the stolen loot. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Adventure Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to risk it all for just a few minutes of pure adrenaline on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of wild pigs riding on top of creepers. Yes, you read that right – pigs riding creepers! The player thought they were hallucinating, but nope, it was just another day on our server. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here!

We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying cows that drop enchanted golden apples when you milk them. It’s like a magical dairy farm in the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and risk it all for some minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos and fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. You’re gonna need it!

BlockParty – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crops Grown:	3756	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to get a Frostivus update that will blow your mind! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Wiki filled with all the information and guides you could ever need. Want to know the lore behind every block? We’ve got you covered. And for all you League players out there, we even have a special section just for you. Because why not mix things up a bit?

And don’t even get me started on the statistics. We’ve got trackers, databases, and personal game data galore. Want to see how you stack up against the competition? Look no further than our server.

But the real cherry on top is our esports section. Dive into the world of competitive Minecraft like never before. Watch epic battles, cheer on your favorite teams, and maybe even join in on the action yourself. Who knows, you could be the next Minecraft esports superstar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden Easter eggs along the way. See you in the game!

Windy AF Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	879

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the wind blows so strong, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not! Our server is located in the mystical land of Zephyrtopia, where the wind never stops and the adventures never end.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your base while trying not to get blown away by the fierce winds. Trust us, it adds an extra level of challenge that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might get blown off them).

But that’s not all! Legend has it that the wind in Zephyrtopia is actually controlled by a group of mischievous wind spirits who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next minute you’re soaring through the sky like a kite. It’s all in good fun though, right?

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of eternal wind. Just make sure to hold on to your hat, or you might end up like Steve over there, still trying to catch his breath after being blown away for the tenth time today.

So you’re telling me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Oh, honey, buckle up because this Minecraft SMP is wilder than a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that will have you digging deeper than a rabbit on a mission. Rumor has it there’s a secret base hidden somewhere on the map that’s filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, camaraderie, and craziness, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out what the heck KDE stands for!

Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4643	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	465141	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

donpolit.ru

Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!