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Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	308	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8646
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, individual beauty, Individuality, nonconformity, nontraditional beauty, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal norms, UnattractiveCraft, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique attractiveness, unique charm

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4548	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BlockySMP

building, Community, Copy, Countries, Crafting, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Geographic, gold ingots, MCMMO, multiplayer, Parkour, planet, player-driven, PvP, Realistic, Roleplay, scale, Shops, simulation, Survival, town-building, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Allowed, Altitude, Claiming, community-centered, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Drama, dramafree, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, flying, Griefprevention, HIGH, interesting features, Land, major minecraft release, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, QUEENS, Relax, smp, survival network, Teleportation, Towns, Version, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7482
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4198	Dimension Hops:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!