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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8862 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 942 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!
