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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	546828	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7473	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!