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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Animals Bred:	181
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

AdoptCraft, adoption, adoption celebration, adoption process, baby shower, baby shower for adoption, Communication, Conflict, divorce threat, emotions, family, Gender Reveal, gender reveal for adopted baby, gender reveal for adopted child, gender reveal party, infertility, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sensitive topic, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Star Shards Collected:	286	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Votes:	3593
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3983	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3484
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2612
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8055
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Spears Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	855	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.