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SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	6575

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

BoomBlockz, Chinese immigrants, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, derogatory comments, discrimination, fear, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful consequences, harmful impact, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, immigration, Int, intolerance, offensive language, racism, Social Issues, Tread, Xenophobia, Years

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	791416
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9281	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3229
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	397219	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9706	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	2784	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	27

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!