Pro-Jew MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerconCraft: Where StyxHexenHammer’s Fans Unite to Mine and Troll

Politics, troll, social media, palestine, threat

Are you tired of dealing with boomercons in other Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where the right is suddenly pro-Jew for no reason at all? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the most outrageous conspiracy theories come to life. Fight off hordes of parasitic Jews while building your dream castle. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there.

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UI_Change_MinecraftSMP

annoyance, user experience, MAAAAAAAAA, Complaints, Frustration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, or the excitement of building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking chickens. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you’ll need it.

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AnimeChangedMe Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, introspection, transformation, Reflection, Movie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player is required to reenact their favorite movie or anime scene in-game. That’s right, you’ll be battling creepers with the power of friendship, building giant castles like a magical girl, and taming wolves like a true ninja warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs. Will you be the one to claim this epic weapon and become the ultimate ruler of our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe that one scene from your favorite movie will change you as a better person in real life too!

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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

virtual environment, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, simulation, debugging

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

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DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

domestic-made, WARFARE, defense industry, DroneCraft, drone warfare

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

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CraftyBeardLand

Men, conservative society, social control, morality laws, Islamic law

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

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MinefulMotivation

daily practice, Exercise, MinefulMotivation, mindfulness techniques, motivation

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Virgins, monoliths, Gender Roles, relationships, Stereotypes

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

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NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

career prospects, business major, smp, VIRGINITY, life advice

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

misunderstanding, social plans, Trust, career focus, home

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

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