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Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

Crafty, cultural cuisine, dining experience, falafel, Favorite Food, food culture, food preferences, Hummus, international cuisine, Israeli cuisine abroad, Israeli food, Israeli salad, Kosher food, local favorites, Mediterranean cuisine, middle eastern cuisine, Minecraft, pita bread, sabich, Server, Shakshuka, tahini

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

all-time favorite, beloved track, constant favorite, endless enjoyment, endless replay, eternal tune, favorite song, forever favorite, forever song, Minecraft, music lover, musical comfort, musical obsession., never gets old, never-ending love, perennial favorite, repeat favorite, repeat listening, smp, song obsession, SongAddict, timeless classic, timeless music

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

Backlash, CHANGE, culture, Disliked, Evolution, fads, Favorite, Forgotten, hate, HateCraft, History, love, Loves.., Nostalgia, Opinions, past, Perception, Popular, Preferences, PRESENT, Server, society, Traditions, trends

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

business development, Crafty, demographic change, economic growth, economic impact, Entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship increase, High-skilled immigration, immigrant entrepreneurs, Immigrants, innovation, job creation, long-term effects, metropolitan area, regional development, regional entrepreneurship, Skilled, skilled labor, skilled workers, startup ecosystem, talent acquisition, US study, workforce diversity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	958081	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	7439
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Bot testing

Bot Developers, Bot testing, Bots, Creative, Daily, Duels, KitPvP, Minecraft, Server, smp, Superflat, Survival, Testing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

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Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widgets, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, doubt, Enigmatic, heck, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, Questioning, real, skepticism, smp, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, uncertainty, UNUSUAL, WTF

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	168	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

adolescence, age appropriate, aita, Boundaries, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, consent, Decision making, Edition, education, explicit language, family dynamics, noob, parenting, Pregnancy, real world education, RESPONSIBILITY, sex education, sibling relationships, STDs, taboo subjects, Understanding, young adult

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	8001
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!