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MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

collaboration, concerns, Data Protection, Defense, elon musk, Espionage, Government, information sharing, innovation, intelligence, international relations, Israel, Musk, MuskCraft, national security, potential risks, Report, Secrets, SECURITY, sensitive data, spacex, Technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

Mystic Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, anime adaptation, Character development, comedic moments, comparison, Differences, emotional depth, high school setting, Japanese literature, Kingdom, light novels, Manga, mystic, plot twists, popular series, relationship dynamics, romantic comedy, Ryuuji Takasu, slice of life, source material, Taiga Aisaka, toradora

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	204
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	7991	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, forget about LNs and anime, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure!

Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.

You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	5939
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	4539
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3354	Farms Harvested:	187
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!