Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	639
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Towns Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crops Grown:	3167	Endless Night Skies:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

1.21, 1.8, Active, bedrock, Community, encouraged, england, Hearts, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, NexusDark, Peaceful, restart, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TRYHARDS, Uptime

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, education, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, historic adventures, imaginative journeys, immersive experiences, interactive learning, learning, legendary pokemon, Magical powers, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Pixelmonia, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, role playing, Server, Special, storytelling, Teacher, time travel

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

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