Private Stall MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

cock massage, PIXEL, whore, Fingers, sauna

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

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Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

CATCHABOOK, Trailer, Thread Template, ZZZ stickers, Anurbt5mq8d

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

Father, Housewife, adhd, Tension, custody

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

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VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Help, greasy food, vomit phobia, Soda, car sickness

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

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BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

Stereotypes, Respect, Understanding, gender dynamics, Minecraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

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BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

Middle East conflict, Britain, BritCraft, icc, diplomatic relations

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

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ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

international relations, Ukraine, humanitarian, Attack, Military

LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

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PixelatedPewPewPalooza

devices, fascination, Obsession, violence, Manipulation

so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

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GammaRayGurus

highest-energy, study, Astronomy, Analysis, Science

So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

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GAIA – State of Disorder

Anarchy, gaia, Economy, fresh world, Jobs

Greek Mythological Fantasy

Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

Custom cosmetics.

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