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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8368 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)