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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6508	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

Unfucked Minecraft Server

beyond fixing, beyond help, beyond hope, beyond recovery, beyond redemption, beyond repair, beyond saving, damaged beyond repair, Doomed, hopeless, irreparable, irretrievable, irreversible, lost cause, Minecraft, Server, too far gone, unfucked, unsalvageable

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

KidAtHeartMC

childhood memories, growing up, Inner child, introspection, KidAtHeartMC, looking back, Nostalgia, past self, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	375340
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Remember when you were 10 years old and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? You can still do that on our server! But this isn’t just any old Minecraft server, oh no. This is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3619	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1424
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

chapter, Chapter 32, chilling, creepy, Dark, don’t hold back, dumping, eerie, fear, ghost story, haunted house, Horror, Mystery, Pan-pan-pandaaa, Paranormal, phantomcraft, scare, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, Welcome Ghost Mansion

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking expectations, Courtesy, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family mealtime, family responsibilities, fixed lunch hours, food sharing, grocery contribution, HungryCraft, light food, lunch breaks, makeshift lunch, meal preparation, mealtime boundaries, mealtime etiquette, Minecraft, Server, snark remarks, work from office, working from home

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3785	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

RoomieCraft: No BF, No Fees!

Amenities, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Contribute, Expenses, fees, friendship, Frustration, living situation, personal space, privacy, Rent, RoomieCraft, roommate, temporary, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Utilities

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	629712
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you make the rules! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, whether that means building a bra-free zone or creating a space where you can kick back and relax without any unwanted intrusions.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down, come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, there’s no need to worry about splitting rent or utilities with anyone – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate troubles and hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BlockbusterBinge

#guiltypleasure, addiction, alltimefavorite, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, comfortmovie, enjoyment, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, marathon viewing, Movie, moviebuff, nevergetsold, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1279	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of watching the same movie for the 100th time? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about that again! Our server is so entertaining, you’ll never have time to watch a movie ever again. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like being in your favorite movie but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Join now and say goodbye to boring movie nights forever!