Prisonmaxxing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Convicts

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	7230
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our adorable family of blocky characters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who stumbled upon a magical server filled with cute and cuddly creatures. These creatures were so cute that they could make even the toughest warrior go “aww”. Joining this server was like stepping into a fairytale world where pigs could fly and cows could dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see in Minecraft. These unicorns are not only beautiful, but they also grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn and they’ll make it happen!

So come join our server and become part of our cute family. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn into battle or dancing with a cow under the stars. The possibilities are endless in our magical world of cuteness!

iStorageBugOut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of your phone playing tricks on you? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those storage struggles behind! Our server is so magical, it will make your iPhone 13 Pro Max behave like a well-behaved puppy. Say goodbye to mysteriously disappearing storage space and hello to endless fun and adventure in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server has the power to make your niece’s images and videos reappear in the most unexpected places – like inside a diamond block or on top of a giant mushroom. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

DadAndStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9774
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crops Grown:	9267	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

YesCraftMan

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama at work and just want someone to agree with you that Becky is a total b*tch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We don’t offer fixes, we offer validation for all your work-related rants.

Our server is the perfect place to vent about your annoying coworkers and customers without anyone trying to change who you are fundamentally. Plus, we have a special “Becky’s Revenge” mini-game where you can take out all your frustrations on a virtual Becky character.

So come join us and let off some steam in a safe and supportive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult people at work. See you in the game!

SkillSwapMaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll gain the amazing skill of being able to tame creepers and ride them into battle! Imagine rolling up to a raid on the back of a hissing green monster – talk about making an entrance! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that! So come join us and unlock your true potential in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

WishCraft: What’s Your Wish?

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

If you were granted a wish, would you wish for a lifetime supply of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, guess what? On our server, that wish can come true! Not only will you be swimming in diamonds, but you’ll also have a pet dragon that breathes fire every time you mine a block. And if that’s not enough, every time you defeat a zombie, a real-life puppy magically appears at your doorstep. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

SinwarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Enchantments Applied:	80	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! u can build ur own castle made out of diamond blocks and ride on a dragon to battle other players!

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats? yep, u heard me right! these llamas are the ultimate rulers of the server and they throw the most epic parties every night!

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

BrainCraft: Mapping Macro Gradients

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we explore the wild world of the human brain!!! we be mapping out all the crazy structures and functions in this wacky organ, from the frontal lobe to the cerebellum.

you won’t believe the adventures we have as we navigate through the neurons and synapses, dodging dendrites and axons like a pro.

join us for some brainy fun and see if you can unlock the secrets of the mind while building your own virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated neuron.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the human brain on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ModdedMC Skyfactory 3: The Server where everything is modded and the islands are made up but the fun is real!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Server	Join Discord Server
IP Address	Provided in Discord Server
Moderator	Available for new player assistance

FAQ

What is the modpack used on the server?

The specific modpack being used is not mentioned in the initial post. It is recommended to check the Discord server or contact the server moderator for more information.

Are beginners welcome on the server?

Yes, beginners are welcome on the server. The moderator mentioned in the post is available to assist new players in learning how to play the modpack.

How do I get started on the server?

To get started, join the Discord server provided in the post. The IP address for the server will be available in the Discord server. The moderator will also help in organizing teams and creating starter islands for new players.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with nothing but cows and chickens for company? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your sad little life in the village.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon to fly you around the map. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the hidden underground city filled with treasure and secret passageways.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to challenge it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a magical golden egg that can summon a rainbow unicorn to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your boring village life and join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.