Prison Tycoon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	812
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	162282
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	476
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	2563	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	653	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchantments Applied:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5544	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7969	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	877	Void Armor Forged:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	173
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!