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catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2845	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Votes:	5501	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	1091
Animals Bred:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8844	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	6319
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!