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Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Funeral Beach Party!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1030	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	504
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchantments Applied:	168	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	8708
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Potions Brewed:	160	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Mines Excavated:	3916
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9665
Buildings Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!