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Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	408041	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ores Mined:	6004	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	5039
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1745
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2122	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!