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Thalassa Server

1.19, Anarchy, Bans, Biomes, End.., Exploration, Incendium, Minecraft, Mods, Nether, new, Nullscape, Performance, Plugins, rules, Server, Stability, Stardust Labs, Terralith, Thalassa, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Theserverwont.work
Essential Info	Thalassa anarchy server Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are still somewhat brand new No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will. Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack) No downloads required to join or play the server EVER Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
More Detailed Description	Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
Is there any chat reporting system?	No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
Are there any required downloads to join the server?	No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

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