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UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	6778
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9353
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	134
Dragon Eggs Found:	7462	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Star Shards Collected:	198

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

cyber warfare, digital manipulation, fake news, Fiasco, Flood, foreign interference, Government, information manipulation, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, online deception, Panic, PanicCraft, Poland, political influence, Propaganda, psychological operations, Russian, Russian accounts, security threats, social media, spreading disinformation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5567	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!