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QuakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	75

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!

Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

Calliope, Forest, Gaming, hololive, hololive english, Hololive Gamers, hololive Myth, Holostars, japanese, Live Stream, Minecraft, mori calliope, Mori Mori, Mori-sencho, Mori-senpai, Music, Rap, Server, Sesamorp Street, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

challenge, Combat, combat system, consequences, Damage, Decision making, enemy behavior, experience points, game design, Game Mechanics, implementation, incapacitation, Lethal, lethal damage, Minecraft, morality, non-lethal damage, Nonlethal, player choice, punishment, role playing, smp, stealth, strategy, Tactics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	747081
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	191	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

Arbiters, BETTING, candidates, control, debate, Decision making, Degenerate, degenerate gamblers, Democracy, election, Ethics, gamblers, gambling, influence, Manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, smp, society, speculation, uncertainty, voters

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3869	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Crops Grown:	5615	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

2020 election, anticipation, business news, Crafty, Democratic nominee, election, HARRIS WIN, investing, Jim Cramer, kamala harris, Kamalas, MARKET ACTION, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY REPORT, NBC LOS ANGELES, political forecast, prediction, Server, stock market, Traders, Trading Strategies, vice president, WIN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Votes:	2093
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	8144
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bone, building, Builds, Community, Crafting, E-Celebs, Etho, Exploration, gameplay, hermitcraft, log, mcg, Minecraft, minecraft fandom, minecraft wiki, Mining, Redstone, Servers, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Vanilla, zombie spawner dungeon

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	7732

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1.21.41, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, 19132, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, custom armor crafts, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Griefing, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, many warps, minecraft 1.0, play.cubewix.fun, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Survival, transformation into mobs, Unique generation, Weddings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	40957	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

play.cubewix.fun:19133

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, BlockyCraft, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!