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  • Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

    Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3706
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Babes Galore

    Pixel Babes Galore
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9244
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279 New Chunks Explored: 237518

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

    Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9479
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Animals Bred: 157 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7772
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Dimension Hops: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

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    Florida SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Competitive MCMMO aspect
    Laid back and chill atmosphere
    Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server competitive or laid back? The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
    Are there any upcoming events? Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
    What is the server IP? You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

    Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7218
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

    But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6367
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8243
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 New Chunks Explored: 945584
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Yani’s SMP
    Owner Yani
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Timezone GMT+2

    Server Benefits

    • Active staff for immediate issue resolution
    • Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
    • Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
    • Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
    • Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
    • Server invite available upon Discord request to yani01
    • Server data protection for inactive players

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

    A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

    Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

    A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

    Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

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  • Chad’s CritiqueCraft

    Chad’s CritiqueCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4718
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3750 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2630
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziCraft LOLz

    NaziCraft LOLz
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5036
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

    Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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