Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	646
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4807	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crops Grown:	3133	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

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The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

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Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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NoobCraftersUnited

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Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	188
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	90	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4