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CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	1222	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ores Mined:	9307	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	314610
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Emeralds Found:	1136	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	5041	Star Shards Collected:	86
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.