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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3064 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!