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BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8239
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7490
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ores Mined:	9217
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	2284	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	910699
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.