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FateCraft – Where your Minecraft world collides with Fate/Grand Order NA General! Join us now!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	602317
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea Broadcasting Station? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and wildest stories that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocents? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis and show those monsters who’s boss.

Summon your favorite characters from Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event and unleash their powers on your enemies. With our insane summoning rates, you’ll have a team of unstoppable warriors in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden quests, secret loot, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

alone, Clever, Crafty, Entertaining, funny, good looking, just like any other night, laughs, LOLtastic, lonely, Minecraft, on your own, Server, sleep alone, tonight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Potions Brewed:	168
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3183
Magic Items Found:	4233	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	923	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	158793
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6297
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	934708
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	5623
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!