primitiveskills Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2390
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new generation, night time, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique, Vampirism

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	131
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

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Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

#youtube, bad, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Discord, Economy, ends, exploits, Friendly, gamemode, Grief, Hacks, Ip:, java, Jobs, Kindness, Laughter, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, pockets, PvE, Respect, rules, Server, Servers, SHRINK, Spam, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7771
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3183
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9346

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	302
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7630	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.