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Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	94	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	188	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchantments Applied:	173	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	3645

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	3448
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	1669	Players Killed by Monsters:	3425

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	1610	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.