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Blocky Battle Royale: It’s War!

aggression, assault, battle, BETRAYAL, blocky, brutality, crime, Defenseless, ENEMY, family, fear, helplessness, Horror, Invasion, rape, Royale.., Soldier, Survival, Tragedy, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only war you’ll be facing is against pesky creepers and zombies! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player dressed as a soldier knocks on your virtual door. But wait, it’s not just any soldier – it’s an enemy soldier! And instead of attacking you, he starts yelling to open the door. What a plot twist!

But fear not, this server is all about turning the tables on your enemies in the most unexpected ways. So when that enemy soldier comes barging in and tries to grab your virtual mother, you have the power to teleport them both to a faraway land where they’ll have to battle it out in a gladiator arena made entirely of diamond blocks. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as a creeper explosion, join us now for an experience you won’t soon forget. And remember, on this server, anything can happen – even the most outrageous scenarios like the one described above. Happy mining!

VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

cold war, culture, eastern europe, European country, History, Kremlin, landmarks, Moscow, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, russian federation, Russian language, SightSeeing, soviet union, st petersburg, tourism, trans-siberian railway, travel, VodkaCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Russia in all its glory! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bears riding unicycles, vodka flowing like water, and babushkas serving up delicious blini to all our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground potato farm run by a group of mischievous gopniks. Rumor has it they’ve even trained a pack of minecraft wolves to do their bidding.

If you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join us today and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild version of Russia!

Crafting Chaos: Where Valorant Players Get Lost in Blocks

blocks, Chaos, Communication, confusion, Crafting, First Person Shooter, friend request, Gaming Community, girl on team, Lost, multiplayer, nice voice, online friends, online gaming, Players, playing valorant, post-game interaction, randoms, Social Interaction, team dynamics, unexpected compliment, VALORANT, virtual connections, voice chat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3007	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mines Excavated:	1473
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	184	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing Valorant with randoms and not getting any compliments on your voice? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, every player will be required to compliment your voice before the game even starts!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly llamas appear out of nowhere and start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and enchanted gear. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon drop sick beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate who will send you a friend request just because they think you have a nice voice.

Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

AIRPLANES, airports, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, Deception, Earth-trains, Fake, government cover-up, hidden agenda., illusions, Lies, Monsters, Reality, Rollercoaster, Secrets, Secrets Revealed, SKY, Technology, Transportation, Truth, TV screens, underground tunnels

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.

But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.

Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, jp, JST, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, UTC

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	289	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

Alpha, behavior change, Community, CraftyTates, empowerment, inspiration, leadership, lolz, Masculinity, Men, Mentorship, Muslim, personal growth, Role Model, role model influence, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, Support, Tate Gen numbers, tategen, transformation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

abuser, Anime, Be Sakura, Blue, Boruto, Borutos, Character development, crush on Sasuke, fan reactions, forgiveness, Hack, kill, kishimoto, madness, Manga, Marries Sasuke, Minecraft, Naruto, questionable decisions, Redemption, relationships, Terrorism, Two Blue Vortex, vortex

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	82614

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

Crafty /b/ Builders

4chan, Anonymity, Builders, controversial, Crafty, digital communication, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet users, memes, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	134

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

anglo men, anglo saxon, AngloWarriorz, battle, Bravery, Chivalry, Combat, courage, fighters, heritage, History, Knights, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, mobs, pride, Protectors, Server, soldiers, strength, Traditional, Valor, Warriors

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

500 viewers, ASP, blocks, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Galore, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, lols, Memecraft, Oshi, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀