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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

Adventure, Beating, CarnivoreCraft, CARNIVORES, Challenges, Competition, courage, Defeat, determination, Duna, Exploration, fear, Gaming, Herbivores, Obstacles, perseverance, Picking, Running, Saurheadshiggydiggy, skill, strategy, Tread, triumph, Victory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ores Mined:	4091	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	9616	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Items Found:	1554
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	8272	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	7723	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2783
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!