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CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

aita, Animals, Crumbl cookies, CrumblCraft, Dinner, drinking problem, ebt benefits, FRIDAY, habits, Kids, minimum wage, MONEY, neighbors, NoCookieSharingAITA, play sets, Poor, sharing, smoking, SNACKS, Treat, TV, Wealthy, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	671	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

Common Knowledge, common secret, gossip, Hidden Truth, no shock, not a secret, not surprising, open secret, open secret exposed, open secret revealed, public knowledge, Rumors, scandal, secret, SecretSMP, Shh, speculation, unofficially confirmed, unspoken truth, well-known rumor, widely accepted, widely believed, widely known

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4526	Animals Bred:	102
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	296	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, remarkable, serendipity, strange, surreal, Uncanny, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8008	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraHamasExposed, Evidence, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, palestine, Propaganda, reporter, seized file, Terrorism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	6824	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	1130	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	206	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	2501
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

apartment, Behavior, Bond, compromise, confusion, consideration, dachshund, decision, dream dog, Edition, family, fear, girlfriend upset, love, opinion, pet, PupCraft, relationship, small dogs, Storm, Support, Training, WIBTA

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Void Gems Collected:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	254156
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	2324

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination