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FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1297	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	5713

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	1162
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3330	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

childhood health, childhood obesity, children, DadBodCraft, diet influence, epigenetic, family health, father’s diet, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic research, health outcomes, health study, lifestyle choices, MAYHEM, metabolic disorders, Mitochondrial, mitochondrial RNA, non-DNA inheritance, nutrition impact, obesity prevention, obesity risk, parental influence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	7390
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

✅✅PETS♐UPDATE❤️BEST PLAYERS✅ Minecraft server

best players, Minecraft, Pets, Server, update

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Animals Bred:	135
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

The owner of the “PETS UPDATE TOP PLAYERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Leon’s Last Chance Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, capcom, chance, fan theories, Franchise, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horror, leon, LEONS, Longplay, Minecraft, Protagonist, resident evil, Sequel, Server, Storyline, survival horror, Thread, Thriller, Time, video games, zombies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is like a Resident Evil thread come to life! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with zombies, mutants, and other creepy creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground labs where you can conduct experiments on unsuspecting players (just kidding…or are we?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden mansion filled with traps and puzzles that will test your survival skills to the max.

So what are you waiting for, Leon? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted, Resident Evil-inspired world. Just remember, the clock is ticking…literally.