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Crafty Wars – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buying, Clans, Crafty, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Lex edition, Minecraft, modding, PLAT, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe, Wars, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

WargameCraft – Where Warframe meets Minecraft!

Alerts, anniversary, booru, Builds, Buying, Calculator, Clan, Dps, DropTables, FAQ, meets, Minecraft, mirage, modding, PLAT, Prime Access, Returning Players, Riven, SELLING, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe, WargameCraft, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	830	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	7238	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Mirage edition Minecraft server! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.

2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!

3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.

4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.

5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	990
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9066
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	915
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	8773
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5673	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Marahuyo Sanctuary

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Philippines cracked server Survival economy PvP events building contests McMMO guilds guild wars parkour features community fun events players gamemode adventure challenges rewards friends, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	7480	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	249	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

marahuyo.ultramc.co:20324

MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

Balanced, Cases, Cities, Development, Enjoyable, Friends, game server, Minecraft, MINECUBIX, new generation, Politics, role-play, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

https://t.me/minecubixremake

Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

play.minecubix.online