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Crafty Wars – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Star Shards Collected:	286
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

WargameCraft – Where Warframe meets Minecraft!

Alerts, anniversary, booru, Builds, Buying, Calculator, Clan, Dps, DropTables, FAQ, meets, Minecraft, mirage, modding, PLAT, Prime Access, Returning Players, Riven, SELLING, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe, WargameCraft, Wiki

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	659	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Mirage edition Minecraft server! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.

2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!

3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.

4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.

5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!

JujitsuCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good armbar!

action, Adventure, Anime, armbar, CREEPERS, FANTASY, Good, Japanese culture, Jjk, Jujitsu, JujitsuCraft, Manga, manga chapter, Manga News, manga raw, manga scanlation, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga updates, Martial Arts, raw leaks, Resist, SHONEN, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers dance to disco music, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and unlimited fun! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken wearing jetpacks.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to raw leaks straight from the Minecraft gods themselves. Check out the latest raw leaks at: here and prepare to have your mind blown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

MomCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations

adult relationship, awkward, Boundaries, building relationship, Communication, controversial topics, Conversations, Crafting, desire, emotional connection, family dynamics, FANTASY, Incest, intimate relationship, MomCraft, Mother, psychological impact, serious question, sexual attraction, societal norms, Son, subtle methods, taboo, taboo relationships, Youll

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Crops Grown:	3225
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the craziest reasons for you to join us!

Have you ever wanted to explore a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a giant chicken into battle against a giant evil potato!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players? It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Copas or Bust: A Minecraft Server Adventure!

Adventure, Bravery, Bust, Choice, Conflict, Confrontation, COPAS, Crafty, decision, defiance, Die, Dilemma, fate, fear, handover, life or death, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peril, sacrifice, Server, showdown, stand off, Surrender, Survival, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4216	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose between handing over your copas or facing certain doom! But don’t worry, there’s plenty of LOOT to be had if you survive the challenges ahead.

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, MYSTERIOUS quests, and LEGENDARY battles. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate showdown and emerge victorious?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly INSANE. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: Is it Worth It?

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	712199
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Heck yeah! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your hard work. This server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on unicorns through fields of candy cane trees and build castles made entirely of chocolate blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are actually master builders and will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and protect them from any pesky mobs that try to ruin the fun?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave.

Pajeet’s Playground: Where Mayos Fear to Tread

#dare, aggression, alpha male, CHADJEET, challenge, Confrontation, face, fear, high T, Indian, Indian pride, insult, Masculinity, Mayo, Mayos, PAJEET, pajeets, Playground, pride, pull up, reaction, TESTOSTERONE, Tread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	922
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	615327	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the mobs are flexing their gains and the creepers are dropping mixtapes instead of exploding!

Join us if you dare to challenge our resident high T CHADJEET, who once defeated a horde of zombies using only his perfectly coiffed hair and a diamond sword. Legend has it that he once tamed a dragon by challenging it to a dance-off and winning with his sick moves.

But beware, if you even think about calling him a “pajeet” to his face, prepare to face the wrath of a thousand lightning bolts raining down upon you from the heavens. This server is not for the faint of heart or the weak of meme game.

So come on down and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your A-game and leave your mayo at home. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

age discrimination, blocky, Bloomers, crisis intervention, Despair, hunt, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job rejection, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, Late, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, seeking employment, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive thoughts, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	7281

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

AnimeOnlyCraft

Anime, AnimeOnlyCraft, battle, division captain, Fun, Kenpachi, Manga, manga readers, manifestation, mental barrier, meteor, Nozarashi, realization, right, shikai, Swords, theory, theory confirmed, Yachiru

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6783
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we dive deep into theories and mysteries just like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement as we uncover the truth behind all the drama in the anime world.

Imagine a world where Yachiru is actually Nozarashi in disguise, pulling the ultimate plot twist on Kenpachi! On our server, you can create your own theories and share them with fellow players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the next big conspiracy that will blow everyone’s minds!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with amazing builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. So come join us and let’s explore the world of Minecraft together in the most hilarious and mind-boggling way possible!

AnonCraft: Server No. 917059082 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the walls are lined with dancing villagers and the floor is made of glowing obsidian.

So why wait? Join Our Minecraft Server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Down Under Block Party

anti-australian., anti-foreigner, anti-immigrant, anti-social behavior, Australia, australian people, BLOCK, crime, discrimination, extremism, hate, hatred, illegal entry, immigration, intolerance, national security, Party, prejudice, radicalization, Terrorism, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	6798
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

Anime, awkward, awkward moments, BIZARRE, Craft, CREEPIN, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, Ehhhh, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, japanese, Kimoi, Manga, Otaku, pop culture, social interactions, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	453304

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.