primal shard opening – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GrannyGoneWildDisneyVacay
bad knee, Best Friend, close relationship, day shift, Disney, Grandma, GrannyGoneWildDisneyVacay, health issues, OFFENDED, Pictures, PTO, sister, two year old, Upset, watch, Week, week away, work, Worried
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the admins are as close as family? Well, look no further because this server is run by a 27-year-old mom whose grandma watches her kid while she works! And get this, the grandma’s sister invited her to Disney but she declined because she’s too busy slaying creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft!
Join now for a server experience like no other! Explore the virtual world with a grandma who has a bad knee but still kicks butt in-game! Who needs Disney when you can have adventures in this server?
IP: bestgrandmaever.aternos.me
Come join the fun!

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ChemistryGoneSMP
attraction, chemistry, ChemistryGoneSMP, Clarity, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Interpretation, introspection, misunderstandings, mixed messages, perspective, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Signals, Understanding
Yo bros, have you ever been on a Minecraft server where the chemistry between players is just off the charts? Well, let me tell you about this one server I joined where the vibes were so strong, it felt like we were all in a love triangle with each other. Like, I’m pretty sure I saw two players holding hands while mining for diamonds. It was wild, man.
But then, there was this one girl who joined and she was like, “I didn’t feel the chemistry between us.” And we were all like, “What do you mean, girl? We’re all practically soulmates on this server.” And she was just like, “Nah, sorry, not feeling it.” It was like a creeper exploding in our faces, bro.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, drama-filled, chemistry-packed Minecraft SMP of your life, then you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate or get caught up in a love triangle like me. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join now and let the chemistry flow, bros!

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LobsterLawsCraft: No Pain, Just Gain!
Animal Behavior, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Boiling, Consciousness, Cooking, Cruelty, culinary practices, Ethics, Food Industry, gain, global impact, international standards, law, legislation, LobsterLawsCraft, lobsters, moral considerations, Pain, regulations, switzerland
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the laws of Switzerland and make sure even our virtual lobsters are treated with respect! Join us for a hilarious and heartwarming experience as you navigate through a world where lobsters have rights and feelings too.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of sentient squids who have formed their own underwater civilization. Will you befriend them or challenge their underwater dominance? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where even the smallest creatures are protected and respected. Who knows, maybe one day the rest of the Minecraft world will catch on to our lobster-loving ways!

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SlapCraft Minecraft Server
criticism, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Medvedev, Meeting, Minecraft, news headline, Oval Office, Politics, praise, reaction, russia, Server, SlapCraft, summit, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the oval office! medvedev is cheering for trump because zelensky gave him a proper slap down, just like you’ll give to your enemies in pvp! our server is so lit, even world leaders are talking about it!
join now for crazy battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a presidential debate!
IP: slapdownsarefun.aternos.me

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New Server IP
CraftyWorldLeaderEU
CraftyWorldLeaderEU, Democracy, diplomat, diplomatic leadership, diplomatic relations, EU, European diplomacy, European leadership, european politics, european union, foreign policy, free world, global challenges, global governance, global leadership, International cooperation, international relations, leader, leadership change, Politics, world affairs
come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese. true story, bro.
if you want to be part of the most epic adventure of your life, join us now! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most insane creations.
so what are you waiting for? join us now at freeWorldLeader.aternos.me and become the ultimate minecraft champion!

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Blocky Pandemic Escape
blocky, community spread, coronavirus, Covid-19, economic repercussions, Escape, global health crisis, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health challenges, new normal, pandemic, post-pandemic, public health emergency, quarantine fatigue, remote work, social distancing, societal impact, travel restrictions, vaccination efforts, vaccine distribution
haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.
Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com

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CommunityCraft

CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, CoreProtect plugin, Creative world server, hard difficulty, Honesty, Inspect command, no cheating, No Griefing, no land claims, no paid ranks, No Stealing, Player led economy, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, Semi Vanilla, Trust

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Java & Bedrock IP:	play.communitycraft.online
Discord:	https://discord.gg/CommunityCraft
BlueMap:	http://bluemap.communitycraft.online

CommunityCraft SMP is a community-driven server where players can enjoy cooperative survival in a challenging environment. With multiple owners, the server is managed collaboratively to create a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What kind of server is this?	1.21.4 / Cooperative Survival / Hard Difficulty Java & Bedrock compatibility Proximity Simple Voice Chat Player-led economy NO paid ranks or pay-to-win features No cheating, stealing, or griefing
How do I join?	Join our Discord, submit a brief application, and start playing on the server!

Condom Quest 1.21.2
1.21.2, CONDOM, Curiosity, ejaculation, ejaculation volume, fertility, orgasm, Quest, reproductive health, safe sex, semen analysis, sexual activity, sexual awareness, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual hygiene, sexual norms, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness
Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of cheese!
Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!
Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!
Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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TowelTerrorMC
acknowledge, Admit, bleached spots, Carpet, cousin, Dance, FIX, mean, Overlook, Peroxide, pillowcases, pissed, Proactive, Replacement, research, towels, TowelTerrorMC, white towels, wrong
🤣🌟🎮 Join our EPIC Minecraft server where the towels are bleached, the carpet is a canvas, and the pillowcases are white as snow! 😂🚿🛏️
🌈🦄 Dive into a world where Proactive is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, leaving a trail of bleach spots in its wake! 💥🔥
🤪🏰 Explore our server and witness the chaos firsthand as cousins battle it out over ruined towels and carpet stains! 🤼‍♂️🤯
🎉🎮 Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of a family feud fueled by skincare products! 🤣🔥
🚀🎮 IP: bleachytowels.aternos.me 🎮🚀

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CraftyComradeZelenskyy
AMERICANS, collusion, Corruption, CraftyComradeZelenskyy, Democracy, election interference, foreign relations, Impeachment, investigation, Meeting, national security, office, Oust, Politics, Russian asset, scandal, Traitor, trump, Ukraine, Whistleblower, zelenskyy
Are you tired of dealing with political drama and corruption in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Russian influence in the gaming world. We’re fighting the good fight, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that Zelenskyy himself is a secret admin on our server, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
So come join us and help us take down Trump the Russian asset in the most epic way possible – by building giant statues of Zelenskyy and organizing virtual protests in the town square. It’s time to show the world that even in Minecraft, justice will prevail!

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