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Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
New Chunks Explored:	23349	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	5021	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2381	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3934	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9504
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magic Items Found:	2452
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Villages Defended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!