Pride MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

follow direction, Instruction, Consumption, swallow, ingestion

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

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GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

Minecraft, pride, world, mexicanamerican, latina

Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

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Crafty McCraftface: The Public Service Announcement Server

#announcement, nationalism, ethnicity, public service announcement, exclusion

Are you tired of being called out for not being “white enough”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with 100% DNA from specific countries! That’s right, if you don’t fit the bill, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye.

But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.

So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.

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Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

prejudice, discrimination, Questioning, emotions, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

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DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

whore, LGBTQ, gender, Bliss, empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

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CraftySis Server: Where Sisters Rule & Creepers Drool

sister, relationships, sibling love, Admiration, love

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, “She is the superior sister,” things are anything but serious!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun! Our server is run by the most fabulous sister duo you’ll ever meet – they’re so fabulous, even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Rumor has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a diamond hoe and a pet chicken named Clucky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep that drop Skittles instead of wool to flying pigs that shoot bacon at unsuspecting players, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon.

So why should you join “She is the superior sister” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Trust us, once you experience the madness and mayhem of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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Blocky Boners

Pansexual, Diversity, pride, boners, Penisexual

Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.

So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!

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Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

blocky, pride, Victory, triumph, Champion

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

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Turkish Delight Mine

appreciation, feminism, beauty must not perish, heritage, turkish women

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where the beauty of Turkish women is celebrated like never before! Join us as we embark on epic quests to protect the honor and grace of these majestic beings.

Our server is filled with magical landscapes inspired by the rolling hills of Turkey, where you can build your own palace fit for a sultan. But beware, for there are mischievous trolls lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and disrupt your peaceful existence.

But fear not, for our community is filled with brave warriors who will stand by your side and defend you from any threat. Together, we will conquer the land and ensure that the beauty of Turkish women never perishes from this earth.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you may even find your own Turkish princess to rule by your side!

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CraftyQueers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

activism, VISIBILITY, discrimination, Community, civil rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience a world where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your own fabulous rainbow castle, ride unicorns through fields of glitter, and battle evil homophobes with your sparkly sword of justice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gay Pride Parade, where players can show off their best rainbow outfits and dance to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits.

So come on down to Our Minecraft Server and let your rainbow flag fly high! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?

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