Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of exploding TNT blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to come near us!
The best part? We have a secret potion that can turn you into a Minecraft superhero! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon an army of zombie minions to do your bidding.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and show off your new superpowers to all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have this much fun?
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They built a house out of rainbow blocks and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They lived to tell the tale and became a legend among players.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and even ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.
2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.
3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.
5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!
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| EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly players, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a veteran player or new to the game, all are welcome to join in on the fun! |
| The “Semi” in “Semi-Vanilla” indicates that the server has a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the regular Minecraft experience. |
| To join, message “meturkey” on Discord to be added to the EmberSMP server where players engage in discussions ranging from Minecraft to various other topics. |
To join, message “meturkey” on Discord.
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a semi-vanilla experience.
No, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.
These enhancements are designed to improve gameplay without drastically altering the core Minecraft experience.
Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.
But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!
Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!
Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.