🍆💦PRIDE MC BATTLE Minecraft Servers

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Towns Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Crops Grown:	7621	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Expert PRIDE MC BATTLE Minecraft Servers

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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Dingo Den Junior High School

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Gotrix Network

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YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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NoPower Minecraft Server

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AutisticSisRageCraft

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LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6102
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Star Shards Collected:	96
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3