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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1507 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3735 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.