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NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	5422	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7939
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Votes:	1492
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2989	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2046	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉