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TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7223	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	172
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	635
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Star Shards Collected:	191	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Votes:	4803
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	269126

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8814

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	2569	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mines Excavated:	1120
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	3122
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	7464	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.