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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2737 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!
