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Butter2OilCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro. -
MinecraftMedDietKids
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!
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VaxCraft: HPV Edition
vaccination challenges, Edition, cervical cancer prevention, healthcare access, human papillomavirushey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).
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EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!
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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe! -
HeartAttackAlertMC
Yo, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re greeted by an AI that can predict if you’re gonna have a heart attack in the next 10 years. Like, how crazy is that?! It’s like having a virtual doctor watching over you while you mine and build in the game. Plus, think about all the lives this technology could save in real life! Join now and game on while staying heart-attack free, fam! 🎮❤️ #MinecraftMedicAI -
VacationCraft
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the cows actually DO boil eggs. like, they got little chef hats and everything. it’s a wild world out there, man. you gotta join this server just to witness that insanity. plus, the pigs are all secretly ninjas and the sheep can breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. come join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created! -
EmpathyCraft: Conflict Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you join, you’ll, like, become more empathetic and stuff. and, like, apparently that means you’ll be healthier or something when your parents are fighting. like, who knew, right?so, like, come join our server and become the most empathetic, healthiest player ever. maybe you’ll even be able to stop your parents from fighting with your newfound empathy powers. who knows, man. it’s a wild world out there in Minecraft land.
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Java Anarchy Survival Server No Plugins
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Hello and Welcome to True Survival. A Vanilla Java Server that is dedicated to run forever.
Feel the freedom on this small Anarchy server with PVP allowed and no Plugins. The server is very new with only a couple of people having joined already. There isn’t much to say other than join in and check it out!
– 20 player slots with 8gb of RAM. – The difficulty is set to Normal with Monsters turned on. – We don’t make any Map resets and you can request the world data at any time! – The server is open 24/7 – The server is automatically updated to the newest version. – We also have a Discord Server you may join if you want to.
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172.241.54.132:25687