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MeowCraft Minecraft Server

6 foot, Be me, bleach my asshole, body confidence, body image, Confidence, dating advice, Disappointment, good haircut, lied to me, male grooming, Masculinity, meowcraft, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, no woman is interested, personal grooming, physical appearance, pretty muscular, self improvement, Server, skincare, social validation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	2015
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5808
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

> Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	199933
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2633	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	724923
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Crops Grown:	9885
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	4114	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!