| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 751 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 185986 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3737 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 753 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9446 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2034 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 811 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6712 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4828 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 629950 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7981 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Votes: | 8290 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7181 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1102 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6281 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
