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Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

beauty standards, Bedmates, Blockheads, brown eyes, BUILD, choose, controversial opinions, controversial statement, degenerated state, Epic, Eugenics, evolutionary psychology, genetic traits, human race, natural selection, Optimal, optimal sex partners, Partners, physical appearance, Players, pretty blondes, Reproduction, reproduction strategies, selective breeding, sexual selection, skinny, Smart, societal norms, stupidity, worlds

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward interactions, awkward moments in life, awkward pauses, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness in communication, awkwardness in relationships, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing moments, feeling awkward, feeling awkward in public, moments of awkwardness, moments of silence, Share, Silence, silent moments, social awkwardness, speechless moments, uncomfortable silence, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ores Mined:	6015
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Join our Minecraft server and never experience an awkward silence again! Our players are constantly chatting, joking, and sharing hilarious stories that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget what silence even is.

One time, a player accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, and we all had to pretend it was intentional. Another time, someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly, only to plummet to their hilarious demise.

So if you’re tired of awkward silences and boring gameplay, come join us for non-stop laughter and ridiculousness on our Minecraft server. You’ll never want to log off!

NATO Troops in Ukraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, global implications, growing dangers, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, NATO troops, Peacekeeping, political instability, security threats, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, STAKES, territorial integrity, Troops, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of real life like nato troops in ukraine! our server is so lit that u will forget all about those growing dangers and just have a blast building and surviving with ur friends. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential conflicts that may arise. so come join us now and let’s minecraft our way to safety and fun!

DdayTVwithRishi

Accountability, Apology, communication error, D-day events, DdayTVwithRishi, event attendance, government official, leadership, media coverage, political figure, political gaffe, public apology, public perception, public relations, recording, rishi sunak, scheduling conflict, Sorry., TV interview, UK politics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchantments Applied:	290	Ores Mined:	7778
Magic Items Found:	8306	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have rishi sunak apologizing for leaving d-day events early to play with us!!! he was sooo into it that he forgot all about his tv interview, that’s how lit our server is 🔥🔥🔥 we even have a special event where you can reenact d-day with rishi himself, he’ll be the first one charging into battle with a diamond sword in hand 😂😂 don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now for all the chaos and fun!

Lighting the Blocks

ancient setting, atmospheric lighting, behind the scenes, blocks, cinematic lighting, creative team, dungeon design, film crew, film production, Historical accuracy, lighting, lighting designer, movie magic, on set, practical effects, production designer, prop master, set decorator, set dressing, Special effects, Torchbearer, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo, ever wanted to explore ancient tombs and dungeons that are already on fire when you enter? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through flaming ruins where the only way out is to jump into a pit of lava and hope for the best. And don’t worry about losing all your stuff, because our friendly neighborhood Endermen will gladly steal it for you. Plus, our custom mobs include exploding chickens and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself!

TireVeggieCraft

agricultural practices, agriculture, car tires, Chemical residues, consumer awareness, contamination, drug residues, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Food Safety, health risks, human consumption, leafy vegetables, plant-based foods, Pollution, public health, researchers, soil contamination, sustainable farming, TireVeggieCraft, toxic chemicals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CAR TIRES GROWING IN VEGETABLES, YO! 🚗🌿 that’s right, you can harvest your very own tire-tastic veggies and feast like a true tire warrior! 🤣🥦🚗

we’ve got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed in a minecraft server, like DRUG RESIDUES in our plant-based foods for that extra kick of excitement! 💊🍅🌿 who needs boring old regular veggies when you can have ones that make you feel like you’re on a wild adventure? 😜🌟

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there! who knows what other insane surprises await you in our virtual world of tire-veggie goodness? 🤪🚗🥦🎮

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

999, baldurs gate 3, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, ollie, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	105232
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate brainrot Edition! Join us as we discuss VShojo and vtubers who are obsessed with Baldur’s Gate 3. Michi is currently feeding her addiction to the game, but don’t worry, she’ll be collabing with Ollie soon – it’s gonna be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Mouse is chilling in Connor’s chat, so if you’re into that sort of thing, go check it out. Our VShojo crew is full of amazing streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen. Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a wild and wacky place to hang out.

Join us for dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, and all the other members. And if you’re looking for even more chaos, check out our related threads for extra fun.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy crew.

IggyHulk Dump Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, Disappointment, dump, emotions, forgiveness, friendship, hulk, hurt, iggy, IggyHulk, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	980876
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Animals Bred:	159

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Picture this: Iggy and Hulk, two of the biggest trolls in the Minecraft world, decided to dump a ton of random blocks all over our server just for laughs. Now we’ve got a crazy mishmash of colors and shapes that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig around the server.

So why did Iggy and Hulk dump on us? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun that comes with joining our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Dad’sFiancéeWalkout Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, DadsFiancéeWalkout, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family roles, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, family unity, father’s fiancée, Minecraft, mother’s day, possessive behavior, Server, stepmom, uncomfortable situations, Wedding, wedding traditions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

🤣🌟 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! 🌟🤣

Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us and experience the chaos of a teenager refusing to walk his dad’s fiancée down the aisle. Will he change his mind? Will she convince him with her persuasive ways? Only time will tell on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of the dad’s fiancée vs. the sisters, as they fight over photo albums, Mother’s Day celebrations, and even the title of “Mami.” Who will come out on top in this hilarious showdown?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the unforgettable moments that only our Minecraft server can provide. Join now and be a part of the craziest family feud in gaming history! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftySisNoMartyrLOL

Chores, CraftySisNoMartyrLOL, division of labor, family dynamics, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, parenting, stay at home life, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay at home partner, stay at home responsibilities, stay at home spouse, working life, working mom, working parent, working partner, working responsibilities, working spouse

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crops Grown:	8573	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3672	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	7832
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of virtual arguments and passive-aggressive behavior just like my sister and her husband!

Imagine logging on to find a virtual world where stay-at-home moms complain about their “hardships” while their husbands do all the work. You can witness firsthand the chaos of a messy house and empty fridge, all while the stay-at-home mom claims she “doesn’t have time” to do anything.

But wait, there’s more! You can even participate in heated arguments about who’s doing more around the house and who’s being unfair. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and jaw-dropping moments?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual argument that’s just as wild as the one between my sister and her husband. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TinyBlockz Minecraft Server

#Thoughtfulness, appreciation, cherished, Details, everyday blessings, Gestures, Gratitude, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, joy, Kindness, little things, love, Meaningful, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Server, Significance, Simplicity, small acts, TinyBlockz, Treasures, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	197
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the little things truly mean everything. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the flying squids that poop out diamonds – yes, you read that right!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of those wishes is for a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the little things are anything but ordinary!