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Aren’t African Americans Glad That Their Minecraft SMP Names Are Like… WakandaCraft SMP

African, African Americans, AMERICANS, arent, Bungobongo Gongodongo, cultural appropriation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, GLAD, heritage, History, Identity, Individuality, Like.., Mark Andrews, Minecraft, names, personal choice, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WakandaCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic names like “Mark Andrews SMP”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where your name could be anything from Bungobongo Gongodongo to Fluffernutter McFlufferson!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

ProphesyPanic

aita, BETRAYAL, Blessed, Chosen One, Church, college, divine gift, Guarded, imposter syndrome, Moving away, negative experiences, non-believer, panic attacks, preyed upon, Prophecy, ProphesyPanic, reaction, single mother, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4643	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a divine experience like no other! We have players who can see into the future and predict your role in the grand scheme of things. Imagine logging in and being told you’re the chosen one, destined to wear a Cinderella gown and lead your fellow players to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is so magical that even non-believers will start questioning their skepticism. Picture this: you’re playing and suddenly a group of players approach you, claiming to have visions of your greatness. They pray for you, they praise you, and they make you feel like the most special player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just think about the drama and intrigue that comes with being singled out and preyed upon by mysterious players. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! So come on, join our server and let the divine intervention begin!

DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, dumb, DumbestChatEver, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, illogical, imbecilic, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftingCatastrophe

Chores, CraftingCatastrophe, despise, detest, disagreeable tasks, dreaded activities, errands, essential tasks, hate, household chores, loathe, loathsome duties, must accomplish, must complete, must do, necessary evils, necessary tasks, Obligations, responsibilities, unavoidable tasks, unpleasant duties

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7322	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you step foot outside your house? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to mine again! That’s right, we have a team of magical fairies that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, our server is protected by a force field that repels them with the power of unicorn farts.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens in epic gladiator matches, and even befriend a talking llama who will tell you hilarious jokes all day long. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, predictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	129
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than ukraine’s incursion into kursk? well, this server will have you defying nato predictions left and right! we’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs and skeletons that shoot missiles out of their bows.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders and building your own secret underground bunker to hide from the zombie apocalypse.

our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. so come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the most insane minecraft challenges out there. trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft: Terror Edition

#authorities, BOOMCRAFT, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Edition, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Public Safety, security measures, suspected, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv explosion, Terror, terror attack, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where explosions are just part of the fun! who needs boring old building when you can blow stuff up instead?

we have a whole city dedicated to TNT, where you can set off massive explosions and watch the chaos unfold. but be careful, because sometimes things can get a little too real… like that one time when a creeper blew up the entire spawn point and sent everyone flying into the sky.

if you’re looking for a server with a little more excitement and danger, then this is the place for you. join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Magic broomsticks fly on Sundays! Join Broomstix for some Classic fun, Java meets Bedrock with pets & custom enchants!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1445
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs using leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

3. How can I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.

4. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld every Sunday, and a bartering economy system, among other features.

CraftyGossip Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9045
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5421	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our owner Miz is a certified psychopath! But don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and excitement of the server.

Once, Miz built a rollercoaster that went straight into a pool of lava. Why? Because why not! And let’s not forget the time Miz spawned a giant army of killer bunnies to terrorize the players. It was both horrifying and hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. You never know what’s going to happen next, and that’s what makes it so thrilling!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. Who knows!

The Happening SMP: Block Party Extravaganza

Anime, BLOCK, Content Creator, cute, Entertainment, EXTRAVAGANZA, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, Happening, hololive, internet personality, japanese, Live Stream, partially retired, Party, Popular, shark girl, smp, streaming, talent, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have a partially retired Gawr Gura as our server mascot, who spends her days lounging by the virtual pool and occasionally terrorizing unsuspecting players with her shark powers.

Join us for epic battles against giant squids that invade our server every full moon, or participate in our annual llama racing competition where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden beneath spawn where players can test their skills against the most fearsome mobs in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for Gawr Gura’s pranks – she’s always looking for new victims to join in on the fun!

FoodieFiasco

angry mom, child behavior, Etiquette, food boundaries, food sharing, food sharing etiquette, FoodieFiasco, kid grabbing food, lunchbox drama, lunchbox invasion, lunchtime drama, mealtime manners, parenting fail, public transportation, stranger danger, subway confrontation, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway manners, vegetarian rage

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Just like the subway incident, you never know what crazy encounters you’ll come across in our virtual world.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have it stolen by a mischievous player who claims it was their land all along. Or teaming up with fellow gamers to take down a boss mob, only to have someone betray you at the last minute. The possibilities are endless!

And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a heated argument between players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Who needs reality TV when you have our server for non-stop entertainment?

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to laughter to pure disbelief. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as ridiculous as the subway meatball incident. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!