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Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Impress Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9482	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in intense dance battles with creepers!

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning sick beats. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show – it’s a must-see event that will leave you in stitches!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, please refrain from eating our brains). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build their base next to the village well.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama utopia. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and llamas.

EdensScaleSMP

Adventure, armor, bedrock, Challenges, Community, Cosmetic Armor, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Filipino, Friends, Intense PvP Arena, ip address, java, Java 1.20.6, Java 1.21, KitPvP, Platform, PORT, PvP, Supported versions, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2604	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Eden’s Scale SMP – The Ultimate Filipino Minecraft Server! Looking to find new friends and a welcoming community? Eden’s Scale SMP is here to bring you an exciting adventure full of fun and new connections! Join us and explore a world that’s alive with adventure, teamwork, and unique challenges!

Crossplay Support – Java and Bedrock Compatible! Play with friends across platforms! Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, Eden’s Scale SMP is ready for you. IP Address: edensscalesmp.mc-play.fun Bedrock Port: 7126 Supported Versions: Java 1.20.6 – 1.21+

Server Features:

Adventure Survival Intense PvP Arena Economy System Cosmetic Armor

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The Dog House Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9088
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old snow biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s snowing all year round! That’s right, you can have a white winter whenever you want, no matter what season it is!

Join our server for the ultimate snowball fight experience. Build forts, gather your friends, and pelt each other with snowballs until you can’t feel your fingers anymore. It’s the perfect way to stay cool in the summer or embrace the winter vibes in the middle of July.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, a mythical creature who roams the snowy peaks in search of challengers. Defeat him in battle and claim his treasure, but be warned, he’s not your average snowman.

So come join us on our snow-covered server and experience a winter wonderland like never before. Just remember to bundle up and watch out for frostbite!

”>DESU Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7624
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of DESUDESU!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a group of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Let’s just say things got explosive real quick!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden village where villagers trade rare items for…potatoes? Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the currency of choice in our server, so start farming those spuds if you want to get rich!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, when in doubt, DESUDESU your way out!

Sinigang Network

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9494	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
New Chunks Explored:	93275	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to the Sinigang Network, your ultimate Minecraft destination! Explore a diverse range of servers tailored for every kind of player: Peace: Embrace tranquility and build your dream world in a stress-free environment. Skyblock: Test your survival skills on a floating island and rise to greatness. Lifesteal: Engage in intense battles where every fight counts, and your life is the ultimate currency. Vanilla: Relive the essence of Minecraft with a classic, pure experience. Whether you’re here for adventure, creativity, or community, Sinigang Network has a spot just for you. Join us and start your journey today!

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Amelia’s Dooby Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident Minecraft legends, Amelia Watson and Dooby.

Amelia is not just your average Minecraft player, she’s a dorky, adorable angel who will guide you through the virtual world with her infinite wisdom and charm. And Dooby? Oh, Dooby is a mysterious figure who roams the server, leaving behind a trail of chaos and laughter wherever he goes.

Join us on this server for a chance to witness Amelia and Dooby in action, as they embark on ridiculous adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic monsters with nothing but their wits and a trusty pickaxe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	407916	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Votes:	3876	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Emeralds Found:	7186
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

Hitman’s Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to either sign contracts with other players for crazy challenges or earn blood money by hunting down mobs and collecting their loot!

Ever wanted to see a player ride a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible with our wacky contracts system. From building giant statues of chickens to creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!

But if you’re feeling more adventurous, you can join the blood money crew and take on dangerous mobs for their valuable loot. Imagine taking down a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand and coming out victorious with a chest full of rare items. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of contracts or blood money like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sense of humor handy.

Nightmarish Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9941	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of living in a nightmarish dystopian European society? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own utopian paradise and escape the European madness.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or racing pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can best his chicken army in battle.

So say goodbye to the European chaos and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!