pretend worship – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SharkCraft Minecraft Server
BLAHAJ, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj thread, Blåhaj worship, ikea, IKEA savior, IKEA shark, IKEA thread, Lord, lord and savior, Minecraft, PRETEND, pretend worship, SAVIOR, savior thread, Server, shark, Shark worship, SharkCraft, Thread, Worship, worship thread
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.
Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

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NasoCancerCraft
antibodies, antibody testing, Cancer prevention, cancer screening, Chinese adults, Chinese population, diagnostic testing., early detection, epidemiology, Epstein-Barr Virus, Healthcare, Medical research, NasoCancerCraft, nasopharyngeal carcinoma, oncology, prospective evaluation, public health, Relevance, tumor markers, viral diseases, viral infections
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A VIRUS BUT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE EPSTEIN-BARR BUT NOT REALLY! COME JOIN US AND DETECT SOME CRAZY NASOPHARYNGEAL CARCINOMA IN CHINESE ADULTS! WE GOT ANTIBODIES AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY GAME BUT WITH MINECRAFT! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND, MAYBE A HIDDEN TREASURE OR A GIANT NASOPHARYNX MONSTER! ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO JOIN US NOW! LET’S GET WEIRD AND SAVE LIVES, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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Vanilla Habits (BEDROCK SUPPORT) (CROSS PLATFORM) (1.21)
1.21, Active, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Create, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Discord, enchance, Explore, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, invite friends, Minecraft, Peaceful, players heads, Public, smp, solo world, Survival, Talk, text, Toxicity, Vanilla, Vanilla Habits, VanillaHabits
Vanilla Habits
Server IP: 198.244.176.19:25618(bedrock Support)
About Server: VanillaHabits is a of course NEW vanilla, peaceful and friendly server for youand your friends to come explore,create and enjoy. Toxicity, greifing and hacking are not allowed in server to allow players to have the most peaceful experience.
Features: We Have a few features to enchance your fun yet keep the minecraft vanilla, Our server Has bedrock support so you can invite friends to explore with ! in addition to that we also have TEXT that appears on players heads when typing in chat:D
The Server was meant to be for my solo world but decided to make public foranyone who needs a world to play alone or with anyone, i hope we can create an active and fun place for everyone to enjoy 😀 feel free to come online and talk to me and any of my friends.
Discord link : discord.gg/hwMKUN4ERhServer IP: 198.244.176.19:25618
198.244.176.19:25618

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
colloquialisms, CraftyCreeper, cultural expressions, cultural heritage, cultural identity, deep meaning, existential questions, idiomatic expressions, introspective language, Language, linguistic diversity, long tail tags, meaning of life, Minecraft, Native Tongue, philosophical concepts, profound thoughts, Server, Slang, traditional sayings, unique expressions, unique phrases
Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

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PissAndShitMC Server
comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, Millennials, millennials entertainment, millennials funny, millennials humor, millennials internet, millennials jokes, millennials laughter, millennials meme, millennials social media, millennials viral, PissAndShitMC, Server, social media, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

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CraftySpender Minecraft Server
arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.
Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.
Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?
So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

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SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone
acne, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.
Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.
Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.
Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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CraftyCompanions
CraftyCompanions
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

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New Server IP
EuroCraft: OilWars2023
2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war
so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.
join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.
come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

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New Server IP
PythonFangSurgeryCraft
Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair
come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

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TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server
Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe
Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS
185.107.193.82:45966

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