pretend play cook – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

EU DefenseCraft: Spend Billions, Pivot Away!

Billions, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense investment, defense spending, defense strategy, DefenseCraft, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Macron, Military, military alliance, military budget, nato, Pivot, SECURITY, spend, transatlantic relations., US

so like, u know how the EU is all like, “oh we need to spend billions on defense cuz the US is like, bye Felicia”? well, come join our minecraft server where we defend against creepers and zombies with HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of diamond swords and enchanted armor. like, we’re basically the Avengers of minecraft, but cooler. plus, we have this secret base where we plot world domination and stuff. so yeah, join us and be part of the most epic defense spending spree in minecraft history. also, we have free pizza every Friday.

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Stress Relief Craft

anxiety, baseline anxiety, biology, Brain, Cannabinoid receptors, chronic stress, Craft, depression, Genes, mental health, mental illness, Mice, neuroscience, Relief, research, scientists, social stress, stress, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, Viruses

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we inject mice with genes and viruses to make them super chill and happy! We double the cannabinoid receptors in their brains so they can handle all the stress of building epic castles and battling creepers.

If you wanna reduce your baseline anxiety and depression induced by social stress, then this is the server for you! Our mice are living their best lives and so can you! Join now for a wild ride of relaxation and adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? 🐭🌿🏰 #MiceOnFleek #CannabinoidCraze #StressFreeBuilding

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The Arkton

Adventure, application, Arkton, Community, Curseforge, Custom, Discord, download link, Exploration, forum, Friendly, gameplay, mod installer, Modded, Modpack, modrinth, Server, smp, Survival, Website, Whitelist

The Arkton Minecraft Server

Description
The Arkton is a modded Minecraft SMP server. Our modpack is available on Curseforge and Modrinth. Visit our site for the download link or look up The Arkton on your mod installer of choice. The Arkton is a great server if you’re looking for a friendly and welcoming community, we hope to see you there!

Apply for whitelist in the discord:

Discord Link

Website:

The Arkton Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Arkton server?	Download the modpack from Curseforge or Modrinth, apply for whitelist on Discord, and join the server!
Is The Arkton server beginner-friendly?	Yes, we have a welcoming community that is happy to help new players.
Are there any rules on The Arkton server?	Yes, we have server rules that promote a positive and respectful environment for all players.

Choco Dream Land 1.20

Choco, Chocolate, chocolate lover, Cocoa, confectionery, cravings, creamy, dairy, dessert, dream, Favorite, flavor, Food, frozen desserts, frozen treats, ice cream, indulgence, Land, picky eater, Preferences, sugary, sweet tooth, Treats

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a chocolate ice cream cone on a hot summer day – it’s the only flavor worth licking! Join us and experience the sweet taste of adventure, the creamy texture of friendship, and the sprinkles of fun that never stop falling from the sky!

We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring a talking pineapple!

So why settle for vanilla when you can have chocolate? Come on over and indulge in the deliciousness of this Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

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MommaDrama Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, boundaries with family, Communication, depression, Emotional support, finances, Guilt, hygiene, mental capacity, mental health, Minecraft, MommaDrama, neglect, parenting, physical health, relationships, Resentment, self help, Server, setting boundaries, Therapy

Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama like this! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and explore without any emotional baggage. No need to be a therapist here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.

We offer free therapy sessions in-game for all players who need to vent about their virtual problems. Our therapists are pixelated but they are great listeners! Plus, we have a waiting list that is shorter than the line at the virtual grocery store.

Don’t worry about neglecting your virtual health or hygiene, we have potions and enchanted armor to keep you in tip-top shape. And if you’re in debt with virtual diamonds, we can help you mine your way out of it.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find some virtual therapy llamas along the way. Let’s mine away the stress together!

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BlockBaeGhosted

BlockBaeGhosted, busy, Communication, DATING, dating expectations, Flowers, ghosted, ghosting, Harsh, ignoring, match, mini golf, perfect date, personal issues, Prove, relationships, second chance, text, voice note, voicemail

Yo, so like, this server is like that guy who ghosts you after a bomb date but then comes back with some lame excuse. We matched, hit it off, and everything seemed perfect. But then, like, he disappeared for days without a word. Like, bro, where you been?

Join this server for the ultimate ghosting experience. We’ll make you feel special one minute and then disappear the next. It’s like dating that guy who can’t make up his mind. Will he text you back? Will he leave you on read? Who knows, man.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and suspense, then this server is for you. We’ll keep you guessing and wondering what went wrong. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of being ghosted in a virtual world. Who needs a second chance when you can just disappear without a trace? It’s all fun and games until someone gets ghosted. Let the games begin!

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MoneyMakinEthicsMC SMP

controversial methods, Corruption, dishonesty, Exploitation, financial gain, fraud, gray area, Greed, making money, Manipulation, MoneyMakinEthicsMC, moral dilemma, profit over ethics, questionable tactics, shady dealings, smp, socially accepted, societal norms, Unethical, unethical behavior, unethical practices, white collar crime

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the wild west out there, but with blocks and creepers! You gotta join because we have a secret underground diamond farm run by llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the llamas only accept payment in emeralds that have been blessed by a wizard named Steve.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have a secret society of chickens who have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the mods. They have a secret chicken dance that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poultry.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock. Yeah, you heard me right, bedrock! Just imagine the possibilities, bro. So come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft SMP server today! You won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

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CraftyTrumpBackstab

alliances, Allies, AMERICANS, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, cold war, controversy, CraftyTrumpBackstab, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, international affairs, nato, opinion, Politics, russia, Support, trump, united states, world leaders

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build to your heart’s content without any pesky politicians getting in the way!

We promise that on our server, you won’t have to deal with any backstabbing allies or shady deals with Russia. Just good old-fashioned block building fun with a side of ridiculous adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the power to banish any political drama from your life forever!

So come join us and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. After all, who needs Trump and his shenanigans when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore?

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ShroomCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

amino acid, amino acid benefits, anti-aging, Antioxidant properties, Beans, brain health, cellular health, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, energy production, Ergothioneine, health benefits, key enzyme, Longevity, madness, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial function, mushrooms, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, Protection, Respiration, ShroomCraft

join dis minecraft server cuz we got mushrooms dat give u super powers like flyin and shootin fireballs out ur butt. we also got beans dat make u run super fast and jump hella high. u can be a mushroom warrior and fight off evil zombies tryna steal ur beans. be da hero of da minecraft world and save all da mushrooms and beans from doom. come join us and be a part of da epic adventure of ergothioneine madness!

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Kybidamage server minecraft

Donata, Kybidamage, Minecraft, Server, Survival

Survival of the Donata and then!

Kybdamage.aternos.me:60378

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