Presskits MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelCrafters – Build, Mine, LOL

ArmorPicker, Clan, Braytech, API, TTK

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server, where we have created an entire world inspired by the legendary Onslaught sucks edition!

Embark on epic quests, fight ferocious mobs, and collect rare loot as you navigate through Season 23 – the Season of the Wish! Don’t miss out on the upcoming Lightfall event, where you will face off against the most powerful enemies yet!

Stay updated with the latest news, from TWID reports to Patch 7.3.6 releases. Dive into resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Braytech to enhance your gameplay experience. Need stats or gear recommendations? Look no further than our Gunsmith and API tools!

Join our clan of fearless warriors as we conquer the realm and become legends in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyCreeperz – Power pvp. Quests. Custom content. Join now for epic fun & lolz!

TTK, Buffs, season 23, bungie, API

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world! Join now for a chance to explore the mystical realms of The Final Piss Edition. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by magic crystals that make your blocks sparkle with rainbow hues? Or maybe you’re enticed by the legend of the enchanted pickaxe that lets you mine diamonds with just a wink? Oh, and don’t get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with pixelated dragons just waiting for a brave warrior like yourself to slay them! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the epic adventures begin! And remember, The Final Piss Edition awaits you…

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TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

Precaution, TerrorCraft, Israel, travel advisory, Safety

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

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MineralLensCraft

humans, Development, History, MineralLensCraft, Earth

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

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KaraokeBlushCraft

self reflection, physiological response, emotional response, KaraokeBlushCraft, karaoke performances

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

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RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

Server, self-care, support systems, self-destructive behavior, seeking help

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

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SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

emotional, Spite, smp, Cum, Revenge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

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TinyTweakMC SMP

positive impact, daily routine, incremental progress, self development, habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

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CraftyCashMC

luxury, Financial Security, financial freedom, dreams, Happiness

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!

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KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

Minecraft, international relations, investigative journalism, protest, opposition leader

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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