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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5071 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 276 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
