Presidents Roast – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players have to construct the most elaborate banana-themed structure to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wild and wacky world.

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New Server IP
LuckMC Network
Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Welcome to LuckMC Network!
Where adventure, fun, and excitement await! Join a community of passionate players on a unique Minecraft experience with a variety of game modes designed to challenge, entertain, and connect.
Game Modes:
Lifesteal [RELEASED]
SkyBlock [COMMING]
SkyMines [COMMING]
OneBlock [COMMING]
Whether you’re battling it out in PvP arenas, exploring vast worlds, or testing your luck with custom features, there’s something for everyone. Immerse yourself in our friendly environment, where skill meets strategy and every moment is filled with opportunities.
Are you ready to make your luck? Join us today on LuckMC Network!
luckmc.waffle.host:25327

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trassert.create
crate drops, Create, Events, FTB, Fun Community, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, rare items, Server, Survival, trassert.create, Updates
Experience the thrill of Create! Join our server for exciting crate drops, rare items, and a fun community. Regular updates and events
trassert.mcmod.ru

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Ganon Likes To Watch Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Ganon himself can’t resist watching the chaos unfold! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ganon is a huge fan of our server and loves to watch all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Rumor has it that he even takes notes on our epic builds and PvP battles to improve his own evil lair in Hyrule.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when a ninja chicken will swoop in and steal your diamonds, so keep an eye out for those sneaky cluckers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Trust me, there’s nothing more satisfying than smiting your enemies with the power of rainbows and sparkles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness that even Ganon can’t resist watching!

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Ay Dios Mio Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!

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New Server IP
DominationHQ
Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, nametag visibility, Plugins, PvP, Render Distance, Roleplay, Survival, Uptime, Vanilla, world border
Hey everyone! We’d love for you to join our full vanilla Minecraft server! If you’d like more details, hop on over to our Discord. We can’t wait to play together!…
We Are looking for players to grow our community please come start your adventure
server specs:
32 Render Distance 24/7 Uptime No Plugins! 500k World Boarder! No Nametag Visibility
195.252.196.232

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New Server IP
Mappercraft
Battles, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, kinetichosting, Land claiming, Mappercraft, minecraft server, Miraheze, nation, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, stable TPS, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1, Wiki
Mappercraft is a semi-vanilla geopolitical Minecraft server. Having existed for nearly a decade, it is the oldest server of its kind. On Mappercraft, you can create your own nation, join someone else’s nation, fight in grand battles, or build a town for yourself—free from overbearing claiming plugins. We are currently running a 1:500 scale world of the Earth, and we currently have a stable 20 tps!
Current world opened November 1st, so still not much history has happened. Come make some!
Version: 1.21.1 IP: mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg Join the Discord to claim land and for extended rules: https://discord.gg/HwCAWZkFDe Dynmap: http://209.192.169.148:25584/ Wiki: https://mappercraft.miraheze.org/
mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg:25566

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New Server IP
The New Mustapha Pasha Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server, The New Mustapha Pasha, is like no other with its crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby villagers.
So why wait? Join The New Mustapha Pasha today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a gang of killer bunnies or being chased by a giant chicken with a vendetta. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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New Server IP
Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.
Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).
But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.
Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

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New Server IP
KorolCraft
Survival
modpack contains over 170 mods that will improve the vanilla and tech experience! Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/korolcraft
No modified recipes and no biome mods Focused 100% on tech mods with: Mechanism Applied energistics 2 Ender I Project Red ProjectE
213.170.135.120:25597

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